Sticky Yarmulke

The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it

David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

The Yarmouth countdown

The act of anal sex in which the partner on the receiving end takes a large amount of laxatives. The goal is then to for the one penetrating to finish before the laxatives take effect.

-Hey John, how did your date with Sarah go?

-Horrible, she wanted me to do the Yarmouth countdown

-Gross

by mr metcalfe June 4, 2021

Faggot Yarmulke

A toupee.

Does this clown really think he's fooling anybody wearing that faggot yarmulke?

by Publius0987 August 20, 2025

Titty Yarmulke

The removable breast cup that comes inside bras and swimwear.

Darn it, this bra is so nice but these titty yarmulkes make it hard to adjust!

by Rockin RayRay May 30, 2025

slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024