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Xavier Matthew

Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))
Xavier Matthew is madly in love with Lilly Garman forever and always. <3
by Xaviermakesmewetter;) July 1, 2025
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Xavier

He Keeps Playin 2k and he is FAT He Need to HOP OFF thE gSME AND HE IS NOT A SUPERSTAR IT'S A CAP HE IS SO BAD
Your Such An Xavier
by Dimekidthea351 February 24, 2020
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XAVIER

Trash at apex, cant roll blunts absolute trash
This game is xavier
by anonymous July 10, 2021
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Xavier

He is annoying and is so rude he is selfish and makes people feel bad about themselves and makes people not to be around he is the type of guy to pants his friend in front of his crush he is an asshole and nobody likes him and he is a fucking jerk to all!

If you see one run and never look back he will ruin your life!
Xavier a big asshole and gets no girls and has no friends he does anything for laughs
by MrDucky:) August 21, 2023
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Dirty Xavier

The act of shitting into the intake of a leaf blower and directing the spray into a large group of people like a Formula 1 driver spraying down spectators with champagne after a race. Once everyone is sufficiently covered, the whole group then engages in an orgy that may not last any less than 3 hours. Anyone attempting to exit the orgy early should be executed with extreme prejudice.
You should have been at the party last night! We did a Dirty Xavier and everything!
by USfyre February 4, 2024
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Xavier

Chadman/God
if your name is Alexei the you dont want to know a man named Xavier
by #1 chadman enthusiast May 28, 2022
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Xavier

Looks like a typical npc walking around the streets of courtney place at 4:30 in the morning smoking crack in a public bathroom.

He often says catch phrases like "Ay chur brudda wanna smoke some meth with me?" and "I like little boys"
If you see a Xavier walking towards you your best bet is to run. His stamina is low.
by anonymous March 19, 2023
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