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a little creature with the smallest dick in town. also known to be a bastard, the Xavier has a huge brain hidden under his curly hair wig. that specimen is not afraid to buy the same shoes that you want and remind you how gorgeous his fucking sneakers are. dont trust him. in his natural habitat, the Xavier will watch tiktoks and drink starbucks, because you know, he’s the whitest bitch alive. he’s also gay but there is no problem with that. Xavier love’s to cook, drink alcool and wear his bathrobe like a real dad. people still love him tho, he’s dumb.
anyone talking to a Xavier:
- these shoes are so dope, i want to buy them

Xavier : 💳👟🏃🏻👀
by …slater… February 14, 2022
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