Wolf Wolf

used to describe someone with a monobrow/unibrow

Alex: hey wolf wolf
Lewis : i dont have a monobrow anymore
craig : o well you live in the nev

by Craig/Alexander April 3, 2008

Wolf Beer

The explanation you give to your friends for waking up with an ugly bitch after a night of heavy drinking. Often associated with having blacked out.

Fritz says, "Rick your telling me wolf beer made you go home with that ugly bitch last night?"

by sigurd June 11, 2008

Wolf child

n: a wolf that has been reincarnated as a human who is childlike and lesbian in both appearance and behavior (i.e.- facial expressions may appear wolf-like, perhaps a butch-dyke hair cut; wide, guarded stance). With DNA tests, a “wolf child” is technically classified as human (and female), but her demeanor suggests that she is not of human species. Qualities of a wolf child include (but are not limited to) the following: an excessive need to be in charge and lead the pack, knowledge of everything on the sacred earth, closeness with Native American heritage, the ability to communicate with animals (specifically cats), and social isolation. The wolf child can also be spotted in various shades of purple. Despite her lesbian qualities, there is no proof of her sexuality. Also, despite her wolf-like ways, there is not documentation of her biting humans. She is vegetarian and likely lacks distinguishable genitalia.

adj: queer, awkward, unable to be explained in an human language

expressive word: at anytime, wolf child can replace any swear word; using “wolf child” as opposed to “shit, fuck, damn, goddammit” is somewhat less offensive and tends to create confusion to those who aren’t aware of the true definition of wolf child. Nevertheless, in some instances (i.e. around children and elderly), “wolf child” is more appropriate to use.

“Look! It’s wolf child howling at the blue corn moon!”

“Damn…I can’t tell WHAT that is…it’s very wolf child…”

“Oh WOLF CHILLLLLLLLLLLD!!! AHH! I just stubbed my wolf-child toe! WOOOOLLLLFFFFF CHILLLLLDDDDD!!!!!”

by SF409897 July 4, 2010

wolf tits

A girl who is really hairy and has dark hair and gross looking tits. One is inclined to think her tits look like those of a wolf.

"Oh gross, look how hairy that chicks legs are!" "Yea man I bet she's got wolf tits!"

by Missy MDOD December 7, 2004

Wolf Pussy

An abnormally large, very hairy (almost fur like) vagina sometimes having a greyish hue to it. Something you dont want to insert your penis in.

Randy sure is on the decline, i heard hes stickin it in some girl with a wolf pussy.

by CrazedCountryRebel June 25, 2012

Wolf-Dogging

Wolf-Dogging describes a sexual practice whereby the wolf-dogger mounts their sexual partner doggy style - this part of the procedure could be performed either vaginally or anally. At the moment of the dogger's climax they stick a finger, fingers, or other object into the throat of the dogee. This triggers a gag reflux in the dogee and the related spasmodic muscle contraction of anal and/or vaginal muscles lending itself to heightened sexual gratification by the dogger.
See also Wolf-Bagging

Bill howled like a wolf as wave upon wave of pearly love-spume ripped from his tightened cumsak. Hot vomit covered his hand and chunks dripped off and down the beautiful bouncing breasts of Jane, his wolf-dogging accomplice.

by wolfdogger May 31, 2010

Wolf bangs

Facial hair that grows across from the ears such as on the cheekbones, usually noticeable with a fully growing beard.

Synonym with "Wolf Chops." Funny because Mutton Chops are a facial hair style that grows along the cheek and jawbone, its as if the "wolves" are after the "mutton" or "sheep" or maybe they are just playing together as friends in the Garden of Eden on the human face symbolically. Religious reference nothing gross or creepy intended. You know like a nice mental image, trees and animals and flowers and nice weather and things like that. Oh and Adam and Eve and Angels and God, they were there in every Bible, weren't they?

A - That guy's got a beard all the way up to his eyelids.
B - They call that "Wolf Bangs," like the fantasy hero "Wolverine."
A - Cool, people are interesting.

by Natural Light in the Clouds November 5, 2012