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wizard

An exclamation of joy, similar to "cool" or "great." Origens are unknown, but it is featured heavily in the book, "Lord of the Flies."
"We can use Piggy's specs to make a fire!"
"Wizard!"
by Jonathan Nardolilli June 11, 2006
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sleeve of wizard

classified also as meat curtains, these vagina lips hang so low that you can hide a village in there. cautionn it's probably moldy.

paris hilton
britney spears
pamela anderson

and about 85 other treadless celebrity vaginas are classified as this..

best to avoid at all costs.
eww shes such a ho. her vagina lips hang low like sleeve of wizard
by lacking in the cracking May 20, 2010
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Wizard finger

When the ash on a joint, cigarette, blunt, or cigar gets very long. It usually curves downward and grows until it no longer can hold on.
-Check out the huge wizard finger on this blunt.

-Last night Elliott had the biggest wizard finger going!
by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009
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Dirty Wizard

When one waves their dick around while saying "abracadabra" and then cums on the girl's face.
She won't talk to me since I gave her a dirty wizard.
by danzilla69 November 28, 2009
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wizard's beard

1. A man's beard consisting of the softest, fluffiest and whitest human hairs imaginable. Usually found on an elderly man's chin. Softer than a hamster. Requires of you to feel the hairs in a friendly way. In fantasy settings usually only Wizards have these types of beards, hence the name. Chinese people can grow these kinds of beards too, although the chin hairs grow 256x faster than the cheeks or sideburns. Incredibly rare in Atheist and to a lesser extent rare in Christian parts of the world. Other religions are more beard-friendly resulting in a greater chance of finding a man with a wizard's beard.

2. Can also refer to an incredibly bushy amount of pubic hairs. You can also find crotch crickets here on occasion.
1. Fu Manchu has such a nice wizard's beard. I just want to run my fingers through it and cuddle him.
1. Saruman II was cuddled and hugged by Ivan V in Imperial Russia and his wizard's beard was felt.

2. Last night my schlong got tangled in Roxanne's wizard's beard.
2. Yassin's wizard's beard has too much semen dried up in it. He should wash it or else he'll have crabs.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 7, 2007
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Black Wizard Entertainment

A hip-hop and R&B record label based out of Asbury Park, NJ. Founded in 2004.
Yo, did you cop that new CD from Black Wizard Entertainment?
by mkstyles August 9, 2006
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tree wizard

That there tree wizard cured my trees of dutch elm disease.
by Louie Anderson November 28, 2006
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