smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016

willy licker

A willy licker is a term used to degrade someone usually a man, insisting he is gay and likes penises.

Dave:- that girl is soooo hot!
John:- what the fuck would you know, you willy licker!
Dave:- you twat.

by Craigos Popoudopoulos November 3, 2013

willy tango

Using a variant of police radio language where users identify letters by a prominent word, to refer to white trash, or, poor/working class Caucasians that portray simplistic, conservative values towards authority and/or wealth. Also whiskey tango.

Check out that willy tango handing the gas station attendant a handful of nickels to buy gas for his '81 Silverado.

by bcmst11 March 27, 2007

Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day

Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again

by Kissifur July 19, 2006

Willie-fied

The result of smoking some righteous weed.

When I get outta here this evening I'm gonna go sit on my front porch and get Willie-fied.

by Old Deadeye May 15, 2008

willy dribbles

The last part of a beer. Usually does not taste as good or, at least, the same as, the beer. The beer must be completed, willy dribbles and all, if you are to retain any kind of reputation. You must also not shy away from referring to the willy dribbles by its name as this has almost the same effect on reputation as not drinking it.

"You aren't a man if you don't drink your willy dribbles."

by D3ADLY October 1, 2020

tough willie

slang term for T.W. Samuels, a cheap ass whiskey.

Are you drinking Tough Willie? damn u must be broke

by evenrane November 16, 2007