hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast

Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!

by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

knee hockey

A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.

At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.

by JewyJewsteinInMD May 3, 2021

hockey house

where people go to rip worm burners throw tilly's and wheel rockets

Rob went to the Hockey House to rip worm burners, throw tilly's and wheel some rockets and birds

by T-Dinks December 2, 2021

hockey walrus

An overweight hockey mom.

theres no room in the stands, there are too many hockey walruses watching the game.

by leonmktg October 17, 2022

Harvest Hockey

A team of guys that clean up (harvest) in hockey with wins, dirty play and the ladies.

We played the best harvest hockey this tournament, got the wins and took down dime pieces, except for Cole, he dove on a grenade.

by BlaineF January 12, 2016

Crate Hockey

A form of dek hockey. The goals are single crates on the ground. The game is not played as "full-court" to prevent dumps from scoring. It is played with take-backs. A team usually consists of 10-20 players with 3 players playing on the dek at a time.

South Jersey Brawlers: "Our crew is gonna join a crate hockey tournament down the shore in the summer."Our Teammate: "Let's whoop some ass."

by Mylec92 December 26, 2008