Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.

Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.

by QuacksO March 21, 2025

Emotional Damage

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemotional damage STEVEN HE thing

mental damage

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE where I from mental heath not invented yet

by MIMMIM May 6, 2022

Big Damage

¹When speaking descriptively , to help the others feel the weight of the situation, Big Damage can be dropped at the ends of sentences to further elaborate the extremities of the situation discussed.
²Can also be used as a stand alone comment when reacting to external sources.
³Can also refer to the petrol prices in Sydney atm

¹"I wish you saw my order at Burger King, it was Big Damage"
Or
²-Sees some super hot THICC MILF and says- "BIG DAMAGE"

by Kik'n'along March 30, 2022

The motion of damage

When you listen to emotional damage for so long that you hear The motion of damage.
The side effects include hearing other words such us emotional damnit or the lotion of damage

I listened to emotional damage for 30 minutes and then, "The motion of damage"

by that one old code August 15, 2022

Lover Damage

Causing damage to someones insides.

“Imma give you some lover damage 😏”

by childrapier March 27, 2025

Emotional Damage

A phrase invented by an actor called "Steven He" and it is describe as said.

You got Emotional Damage

by Flamefloat December 13, 2022