Piss Weak

When Someone or Something is Said to be Extremely Soft or Weak.

1.
Person 1: "is Jay coming to Grafton?"
Person 2: "nup he's Piss Weak!"

2.
Person 1: "That Bloke Wants to Fight me Aye"
Person 3: "don't worry he couldn't hurt a fly, he's Piss Weak"

by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019

cup of wheat

1. A couple of Weeks

2. Developed into a greeting, similar to hello. Used mostly in the "Land of No Streetlights" (Freeland) and Long Hanborough, both located in the Oxfordshire county of the United Kingdom

Originates from the following Example:

(Village pub setting)
"Hey, isn't it the smoking ban in a couple weeks?"
"Did you just say cup of wheat?"
"No, I said a couple weeks"
*Cue Laughter

Example 2:
"Cup of wheat!"
"Ah, Cup of wheat, my good man!"

by Goon Man Industries April 23, 2008

Field of Wheat

Metaphor

-The term used to describe a situation when one is found completely surrounded by women with long radiant hair, most of whom blonde.

As you never expect to be fully surrounded by attractive women, one is usually taken by surprise as you would coming upon a large clearing or meadow; thus, likening the brilliant golden hair to a field of wheat.

"It was so windy, I showed up to class just before it started and found the first seat I could. As soon as I looked up from my bag, I found myself sitting in a Field of Wheat dude.. So many blondes"

by Fr0zenM0nkey March 30, 2011

Your Shits Weak

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.

"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -

by Mokesha May 22, 2009

mentally weak

Showing mental fatigue in a bitch like mannor and lacking the mind power to continue even though physically able to.

Mark and Maddog are playing b-ball on the court
Mark: Maddog get off the ground and start playing, Why are You being Mentally Weak?
Maddog: Because I am Mentally Weak
Maddog is playing soccer and gets cleated on the back
Maddog: "I cant feeel my back"(but he is still walking and wants to fight)
A-train: Why are you being Mentally Weak Maddog?
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by roberto from the hood May 9, 2008

Weakend

A weekend when nothing interesting happens.

We went to Maddie's place - talk about a weakend...

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007

Wheat Trough

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---People with the first name Evan

"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."

by Harddrive January 13, 2009