whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.

"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

Whale Block

Being cock blocked by an overly large person.

I was talking to this girl when suddenly her friend whale blocked me

by Prof.Licon November 25, 2019

Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can

The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.

by The Prebeltuckian January 16, 2020

Whale juice

Another name for a kale smoothie

Look at that #Trisha's Hushand's Girlfriend drinking up all that whale juice. That girl is thirsty!

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.

Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.

by Post Culture July 29, 2020

Cash Whale

A player with a lot of money, usually tends to monopolize MMORPG markets or hoard premium currency and brag about their P2W goods in front of everyone.

Gary is a cash whale, he won't stop purchasing diamonds to keep getting dupes of Izanagi on TOS.

by Oriceles May 24, 2017