whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

Whale Block

Being cock blocked by an overly large person.

I was talking to this girl when suddenly her friend whale blocked me

by Prof.Licon November 25, 2019

fowpny whale

"A four penny whale".

A huge piece of battered fish purchased from the fish a chip shop. Derives from Lower Gornal in the Black Country.

I'm gooin up the chippy, dunya want anythin

ar, get us some clondykes and a fowpny whale

by Minder November 24, 2007

whale kisser

Its the sister of a tree hugger.

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.

by Michael Geico February 2, 2010

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Cash Whale

A player with a lot of money, usually tends to monopolize MMORPG markets or hoard premium currency and brag about their P2W goods in front of everyone.

Gary is a cash whale, he won't stop purchasing diamonds to keep getting dupes of Izanagi on TOS.

by Oriceles May 24, 2017

Rex Whale

A teen boy famous for being born on the first of may, typically known for living in queens park with his sister Poppy.

I love when Rex Whale flirts with his middle aged teachers

by Aidangruenpeter April 27, 2021