wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021
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wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
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hurricane wedding

Hurricane wedding is a dank ass Cannibis strain from Hundred Percent Labs based out of Ohio. It’s a cross between Wedding Cake and Maui Wowie
I just snagged some Hurricane wedding! That shit is bussin respectfully!
by Memedogactual September 29, 2022
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wedding dunk

A wedding dunk is a massive lesbian orgy that some women have the day/night before the wedding.
Example: The night before maria's wedding we all had a wedding dunk and it was amazing.
by Josephi Krakowsi October 4, 2017
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White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception
I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty
by bones_ May 6, 2025
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LA wedding

Robyn, who was having an LA wedding, had gained 80 pounds while pregnant, and she still had at least four weeks to go when she marched into Rosie's shop and asked her to make a wedding gown for her.
by BeckhamsTears May 19, 2011
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Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest
Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024
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