I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022

Wearing your future hoodie

It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price

“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”

by Llllashehw April 1, 2021

Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023

Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.

1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"

by HolyFluid August 8, 2024

gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii

when multiple gay men come together and wear a feminine bikini on the beach of hawaii.

there is a lot of gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii.

by yourlefttoenail September 15, 2025

National wear your sliders day

Come to school in your sliders! 🥿

“I love national wear your sliders day!”

by debra.mae July 19, 2021