A handsome and intelligent individual usually with red or blonde hair and blue eyes. Neither of his parents go by the name Jamie and he does not respond to the name Jamie. Has a crippling addiction to video games and wastes most of his life in his mother’s basement playing video games.
by Waifu is Waifu fo Life January 29, 2018
God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018
Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)
by Chico chico chico March 28, 2024
My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing
by Deadhuman34 May 27, 2024
My ex best friend or as we would say befristend we may not talk anymore and even if we never talk again i hope shes doing well i miss her so much and im truley sorry for everything ive done and im sorry im such a bad friend amd im sorry for always being jealous so much if i could go back and make it where we were still friends i would do it in a heart beat and alyssa if your reading this i truly am sorry and am trying to change
Alyssa walters one of the only friends i had that new me more then i new myself she gave the best hugs and always made me feel important i miss her
by Deadhuman34 December 05, 2023
Alyssa walters was my bestfriend or as we would say befristend she battles problems but would always make sure i was happy she was one of the few people i could tell anything too she gave great hugs and advice i miss her i wish i didnt mess up and we would still be friends when i was around her all my problems went away i miss her so much
by Deadhuman34 January 22, 2024
Another name for Walmart. Walter Martin is a fake designer. When you buy nice clothes from wally world they are Walter Martin.
Some prick wearing Gucci: Yoooo those shoes are so fuckin ugly they're almost kinda fire. Where did you get them??
Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.
Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.
by tripopopo April 23, 2023