Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.
by lordofthighs September 18, 2014
A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".
by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022
by Karl Bower December 06, 2014
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
by Coolmedian June 01, 2018
Dipping your testicles in barbecue sauce and then nutting, while sticking your dick in a blender and then Turning it on.
by Fart Master 6000 January 21, 2021
Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 05, 2022
by hippytyree January 20, 2018