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by Broodalized Disaster54 October 24, 2016
Get the Swamp twatmug. Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011
Get the Twat Salamimug. A person that is happy, excited or gay. They are filled with delight to see something or to talk to someone.
by W2S’s bitch April 14, 2022
Get the Soppy twatmug. A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.
I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
by CupcakePower January 28, 2019
Get the Twat swatchmug. by Skeebs March 11, 2019
Get the Twat tartmug. 1. A person who is being a complete douche bag and you just want to shove a pancake down their throat.
2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.
2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.
1.That girl just kicked me in the head, what a twat terriorist!
2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!
2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!
by Spook&Roo June 24, 2010
Get the twat terrioristmug. "Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."
"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."
"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."
by Whodafuckizyoo April 9, 2012
Get the Twat Blotmug.