twisted

To be really mean or cruel; to act or say something sick, usually in the form of spreading sexual gossip about a particular person.

Howard Dean and John Kerry: Two Faggots who fuk butt!
Yes indeedy! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

by Eat my shit, Liberals! April 18, 2005

Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009

R'toasted

A cross between roasted and toasted. It is the ultimate form of being done over.

Ben: Owen got so drunk last night, he fell over in the park while he was running away with my hat.

Chris: Clearly he was r'toasted.

by K-Lash March 10, 2008

twisted sister

A rock band from the 1980's.

They made a really good song, I'm not sure what it's called, but he goes "Well I'm not going to take it".

They also had the video with the guy screaming at his son. Man, what an asshole he was to his son.

Twisted sister can make some good shit

by claustrophobic chicken December 17, 2004

Twisted™

Synonym for the word Awesome;
The act of being awesome.

Twisted, twist, Awesome, Awesome Blossom

I am totally Twisted™
How Twisted™ are you? Totally Twisted™
That movie was so Twisted™
Dude that ride was totally frickin Twisted™

by Thad C. October 23, 2011

twisted metal

having sex with a girl in a wheel chair then pushing her down a hill or stairs

man I just did cindy the cripple, when I was done I pushed her off the roof though because she was a bitch...twisted metal baby

by NBS May 28, 2006

twaisted

a contraction of two words: totally and waisted.

twaisted is short for a situtation when you or someone you have been in contact with have crossed over the line of being drunk, being hammered, or smashed. you or them have become totally waisted.

incapable of standing on their own, speaking without excessive amounts of verbal diahrea

janie was talking so much shit about how she sucked a great dick. she went into the bathroom to prove it and puked all over the guy. man she was twaisted last night

by kevin quinn from flemington September 7, 2006