To have a boner
by Hammerbeat August 7, 2017
Get the trouser happy mug.Person 1 (in very english accent): i need to go out and get some trousers.
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...
by khroma December 1, 2021
Get the Trousers mug.Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
Get the trouser jousting mug.Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
Get the Trouser custard mug."Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
Get the Trouser Hoagie mug.by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021
Get the gucci trousers mug.omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!
by Quixand September 1, 2017
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