He has a huge cock.
"Do you knwo this guy called Tristan?"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"
by ArchyFish October 7, 2017
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Get the tristan bjørkli mug.A guy who is so ratchet that he is the definition of ratchet. They usually have a really short span of attention. They can be a good friend, but only when they want to be. Teachers see them as innocent, but to their friends... NO.
Person 1: Wow, you are Tristan.
Person 2: I don't think anyone can be as Tristan as Tristan Lewis.
Person 1: TRUE....
Tristan Lewis: Thanks guys for giving me so much credit. I love being my ghetto, ratchet self.
Person 2: I don't think anyone can be as Tristan as Tristan Lewis.
Person 1: TRUE....
Tristan Lewis: Thanks guys for giving me so much credit. I love being my ghetto, ratchet self.
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Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!
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