Travel Pants

A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !

Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on

by The Purple Helmet May 05, 2022

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sustainable travel

A travel style preferred by tree-huggers and hippies. Often times, the vegan will immediately declare themselves a vegan, and then declare and try to enforce a sustainable viewpoint on helpless plebs that are still eating that delicious hamburger.

Did you hear about those tree-huggers flying a plane on solar energy around the world? Yeah, neither did I. Apparently that's sustainable travel, it'll never be mainstream though, so it's mostly for hipsters.

by Jaw112211 August 17, 2016

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Space travel

I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.

Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

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