final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

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Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter

Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.

by Flxke January 20, 2021

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Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023

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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

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world fuck tour

A couple's or individual goal to fuck everywhere and/or fuck someone in each country in the world.

So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.

As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.

by PenguinSlideMaster December 24, 2019

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