tool 

Anyone who uses the site "Bodyspace" or "bodybuilding.com".
Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.

"man, did you see James' bodyspace page? What a fucking tool."

tool by Gallows March 22, 2008

Tool  

n. Arguably the most fucktarded band of the 20th to 21st century. Their following typically consists of mingers and fire hazards, most frequently both, while the concerts generally end in a giant shitpushing circle resembling the kanga. The adjective form of the word applies.

"I went to that Tool concert, I tried to wash myself but they just don't make water hot enough. Now I won't shit right for weeks."

Tool by Sniko October 9, 2008

tool 

1. acting or impersonating matt g in anyway.

2. matt g

i am matt g, i am a tool

tool by m4tt g February 18, 2009

Tool 

you r a tool for reading this right now. if u dont know what a tool is u r probably one.

I am a tool because i am reading this right now

Tool by Ben Dover III April 28, 2008

Tool 

Toyota World of Lakewood Coustomers.

that guy is a stroker. TOOL!

Tool by Salesman at Toyota world May 21, 2008

tool 

1. One who is easily manipulated to accept a fact or belief a rational person would not accept. Other layman versions of this concept include "Boy Toy", "Consumer Whore", or "Republican".

You beleive in white supremacy? What a tool!

tool by The Edge of Blade May 19, 2005

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Peter.

Peter is such a tool.

tool by petergrandiaisatool March 29, 2009