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Tool

noun:
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band
1:
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!

2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde

3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?
by GHtool July 12, 2006
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Tool

Instrument - The work would go faster if you had the right tools.
Medium - Education is the tool you need to get anywhere in life.
Pawn - I had been used merely as tool in her ambious rise to the top.
Shape - This is the shop where the leather is tooled and gold stamped

Courtesy of a shirt by the bandTOOL. Listen to them.
tool tool tool tool tool
by Palindrome of Tool Army December 28, 2005
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Toole

Smeagle-like creature.Dwells in the shadows. acts like the pronunciation.Uses primative weapons, poorly.
You tool(e).
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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Tool

An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)
For example:

Mary: “Pass me a tool, Sally.”

Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*
by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009
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Tool

A jerk, asshole; a dick or a schmuck; from "tool" as a synonym for a penis.
by Egypt Steve October 22, 2009
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Tool

The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.
Jim is skipping poker night to go see a movie with Mary. He is such a tool.
by Father of Man Law December 14, 2009
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Tool

A guy who goes to the gym everyday and all this guy talks about is the gym and how big he is, also about the supplements he uses at the gym. He spends all his money on supplements or steroids. he flexes a lot when hes around girls and all the girls think he is a TOOL.
Spencer turned into such a tool and all he talks about is how big hes getting.
by Aforizzle April 27, 2010
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