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Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
by James shitllett November 13, 2011
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Todd

A person who has claims to be tough, but really is a sensitive little shit. Will try to make hurtful jokes to people, but once a joke is directed his way, he will start to bitch and moan because people are picking on him.

Because of this, he starts to make excuses for not being social, when
Oh quit being a fucking Todd, it's a fucking joke.
by PentilenceIncarnate November 22, 2021
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Todd

Todd, the ultimate cunt.
Rude and obnoxious and always in trouble.
Always punching above his weight
Oh fuck here comes that guy Todd, quick hide behind this plant”
by Thefunniestguyforever November 23, 2021
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todd

normally fat and chunk, also has a tiny penis and likes Toms dick in his mouth.

Normally has dyslexia aswell
that kid todd is fat
by nibbersingh November 24, 2021
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todd hillier

Tod hillier class clown, director, con artist, felon, project manager, chairman, founder of WhatsApp, legal officer, runner up, co founder, employee of the decade, lieutenant, landlord, colonel, brigadier general, major, baron, duke, emperor, chief Human Resources officer, head of polias, current Olympian swimmer, former Vice President of chekzslovakia, owner of the largest watermelon, professional regurgitator, Walmart employee, math wiz, ceo and founder of MUNN, prime minister of Newfoundland, creator of the Mickey Mouse fictional character, father of all..., international super spy, world record holder, professional apple peeler, head f*ckboy, ceo of hydrogen, makes a mean bbq rib, founder of discovery channel, head honcho of the Milky Way, pothead, professional soap opera artist, speedrunner, the man when it comes to that, bridesmaid, best man, groom, Former paranormal entity that haunts white hills academy, destroyer of subway and your toilet and mom, world record breaking speedrunner, crafty lil bitch, owner of a holy fruitcake recipe, entrepreneur, first class hogger, V.I.P, inventor of school, presidential elect of Ukrain 2023
todd hillier offers you some fruitcake
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todd morrison

JuJuB Mine is When you are in love with Todd Morrison
by SugarPlum77 November 23, 2021
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Todd

Todd is a white guy name, that is fine for a last name but for a first name there is always a little something about him that you wonder. He could be good looking or just average, you may wonder if he's looking you up before and after you meet just a little too much. He may have nice eyes that are safe. He may be a comedian. He may be gender-fluid. He may be a stockbroker or teacher. He's usually not an athlete.

He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
Todd is a nice guy that I met on Match.com
by I watch people souls November 23, 2021
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