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Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
by James shitllett November 13, 2011
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Todd told me « She got on her knees, handed me flowers and gave me a ring »
by anonymous January 31, 2023
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Todd

Todd is 243 years of age.
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.

Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
Person 1 Have you heard of todd?

Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G

Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?

Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..

*Todd arrives*

TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION

Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE

Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----
by Zowl November 12, 2021
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todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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Omg. where do I start. Todd is an amazing friend. Todd is friends with practically everyone. He is so welcoming and inclusive. He is so there for u 24/7 and u can count on him always. he’s that one friend who makes u laugh when u think u will never smile again. His laugh is contagious and he is just so funny. His truths and dares are weird and crazy but soooo funny. If you find someone like todd friend them and you will never be mad at them. xx
OMG. there’s todd let’s go and say hi
by phanimalX September 3, 2019
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Todd Brown Temper Tantrum

The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.
“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”
by Blazer1752 January 6, 2022
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