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Witty titties

Not your average titty. Sharp, edgy, well-trained.
-"Jamal, you lay brick on them bags yet?"

-"Naw man. I'ma break off my own rocks before I get cut by those witty titties."
by Wittietittie February 12, 2015
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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Strawberry titties

When a women goes tanning and gets burnt, having her boobs red like strawberries.
Omg Becky went tanning and burnt her tits look at them strawberry titties!
by Dosbaekiez May 14, 2015
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titty wasted

It's the feeling you get from lookin at so much titty for too long without bein able to touch em.
I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!
I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!
by sd6982 May 18, 2014
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Glitter Titti

An overly decorated man's t-shirt often worn by metrosexuals and cheesedicks. Usually a button down or a t-shirt.(i.e. ed hardy, guess, etc.)
That top is so glitter titti!
by Mo'scocious August 6, 2008
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Compound titty

When a breast has a raised areola. Such a titty appears to have a small titty on top of a larger titty.
She took of her shirt and I didn't know what to think, I'd never seen a compound titty in person before.
by Titty inspector August 13, 2009
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Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".
This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!
by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012
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