thursday

Thursday is that one day every week where you are stuck with an outside that is falling asleep every 35 seconds and an inside that is screaming "WHY, SCHOOL GOD, WHY? WHY?" in agony. You see, Thursday is late enough in the week so that you can't complain about it being hump day or really early in the week, but you aren't yet on that Friday high. And just so you rip your hair out even more, its the day you always get the most homework.

Friend: Hey, lets hang out today!

me: HAHAHAHA ur kidding, rite? Its Thursday, bro. Its like a black hole for all fun.

by harleydavidson May 7, 2018

Throbbing Thursday

When your little soldier is at attention and throbbing on Thursday. Don’t forget it comes after Cheese Wednesday.

Yo! It’s Throbbing Thursday bros, you know what that means!

by Warsmith Primus April 24, 2025

Thicc Girl Thursday

When a guy has a thicc female friend he will post her on social media on thursdays. One shall not post themselves.

It’s thicc girl Thursday.

by Omg let me in November 19, 2020

Thursday Breakfast

n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual Thursday and constantly crave breakfast. Often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.

I woke up, or thought I did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. I wondered for a moment, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? The only thing I was certain of it was time for a Thursday Breakfast.

by Kosmonaught January 19, 2009

Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.

Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020

Retail Thursday

Shopping and spending day for those who get paid on a Wednesday

Got paid time for a good old fashioned retail Thursday

by OldDogg November 3, 2020

Gjergday Thursday

Gjergday is a spin on Jersey Shore's "Jersday Thursday". Only people with the last name Gjergji can celebrate it.

Gjergji: Man I'm so pumped for Thursday!

None Gjergji: Why?

Gjergji: It's Gjergday Thursday!

by Geokid April 15, 2011