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thumb check

the measure to which a skirt is judged to be too short. you have a thumbs up and measure the bottom of the skirt against your wrist. if the thumb gets wet (touches poon) the skirt is too short.
man check out the skirts of those ladies. they would totally fail a thumb check.
by LothDreb June 27, 2009
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Gorilla's Thumbs

'Ohh yes winter is here and the girls are out and about. There's Gorilla's thumbs all over the place'
by Mongymax November 13, 2007
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no thumbs down

1. A condition which afflicts some Urban Dictionary entries; an 'up' option may appear, but there may not be anywhere to click to show one's detest of the entry. Usually a problem with one's browser or internet settings

2. Something so goddamned awesome that it can't receive a thumbs down rating. Not even thumbs down trolls can touch it.

3. See 2., except it's not really awesome, someone has just been flooding the thumbs up section to hyper-inflate the quality of the item, or the webpage is so subjective to a certain class of viewers that it has no on-site relativity
1. "This definition is shit, where the hell is the thumbs down click?!?!? Internet Explorer can suck a fuck!!!!!"

2. "Bill Brasky, 5 thumbs down??! No fucking way! NO thumbs down!!"

3. "This is strange, 10,000 thumbs up for this Jesus shit, and no thumbs down. Oh, this is Christian mingle."
by MagicalWhiffle July 9, 2011
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the blair thumb

The GREATEST movie ever! main characters are: jish, stressie, & vic. it makes fun of the blair witch movie!
maybe it was a deer!
by jish9321 April 13, 2004
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Shovel Thumb

A type of human thumb characterized by its short, rectangular thumbnail and overall shovel-like properties. In the medical field it is also refered to as "Clubbed thumb"
"What happened to your head?!"

"I cheated on my girlfriend, so she beat me with her shovel thumb."
by Shoei-X11 November 3, 2007
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Doggie Thumb

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, sliding your thumb into the anus and rubbing yourself through the wall of skin separating the two.
I was getting my girl from behind last night, and I slipped in the doggie thumb. The way it makes her squeal makes me grin every time.
by Narcuul September 19, 2009
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Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.
by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010
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