thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

e-thirsty

An adjective that decribes an individual who finds the need to e-date.

ToxicJolt is e-thirsty.

by BgoneThot December 22, 2017

Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

Thirsty

Seren

I am so thirsty for her.

by Sandy_the_Squid November 30, 2018

Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lies on top of his car, with his penis poking through the sunroof so his partner can suck him like a thirsty Hamster drinking from a bottle

I was laying on top of my car and my girlfriend sucked me off through the sunroof like a thirsty hamster

by FFFFFFUUUUUUBITCH February 28, 2024

thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

thirsty hamster

When a man lays on the roof of a car with the moon roof / sunroof open and the passenger begins to act Iike a thirsty hamster to his exposed member.

“Wanna do the thirsty hamster?”

“Hell yea, I’ll open the moon roof.”

by DMW2088 February 23, 2024