Swamp Vag

Also known as Swamp Vagina. Swamp Vag occurs when the female genitalia is of an unpleasant and quite robust odor. This odor, one of immense power, can cause individuals to clear rooms without prior notice.

"Oh man this workout was crazy, I think I have swamp vag!" "Do you smell that swamp vag right now, disgusting!"

by K.D. Smiff December 31, 2015

bearded vag

a really hairy vagina.

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

vag scab

(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease

Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!

by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011

Turf Vag

Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.

Matthew Stafford will miss Sunday's game against the Bears due to 'Turf Vag'.

by mich5blue July 1, 2011

Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.

girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?

by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011

vag-putting

clearly....the act of putting your vag on somebody. can also be a noun, as in, "vag-putter."

"There's gonna be a lot of vag-putting at the bar tonight."

by AmyM September 24, 2006

Vag fudge

When you finger a girl and find leftover period residue on your hands. Often mistaken for doodoo butter or chocolate.

"Um... did you just have your period, because this looks like vag fudge?"

by Nappysack December 13, 2009