angel's touch

When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.
I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel's touch.
by YoungJanitor October 08, 2015
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touch mctouch

when a woman feels upon your penis,stroking it quite nicely
c'mon baby,a little touch mctouch for daddy
by lucas mcrevere June 17, 2004
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touch and linger

when you're wanting to catch the attention of someone you're attracted to as you're passing by them , or are in conversation with them you place your hand on them ( lower back, hands, chest, etc.) and you have it linger a little longer then then you would in a normal situation...also known as performing the "T and L"
"When walking through a crowd you perform a touch and linger on person you're attracted to and slowly and gently move them out of the way, hoping to catch their attention"
by ALI Bmoney January 18, 2010
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Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.
Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!
by Darren Y June 12, 2009
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Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010
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Adrians Touch

Adrians touch is very much like the Midas Touch, but unlike the Midas Touch, everything that Adrian touched turned into Shit.
Oh look our project got struck by Adrians touch, looks like well need to file for bankruptcy.
by Smart Pierre October 03, 2014
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touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"
by Papi' July 14, 2005
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