Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

Stress

A mental and physical state where life throws everything at you and says "deal with it B)".

HERE IS SOME HOMEWORK , 137 ASSIGNMENTS THAT ARE DUE TOMORROW AND BY THE WAY , YOU HAVE A TEST TODAY. lET STRESS BEGIN.

by Maher M. (djmaher March 7, 2017

stress

Shit to remember every single second

I have been under stress lately bae don't have time to text you

by George Guru August 30, 2016

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever

UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018

Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 25, 2021

stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes

"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"

by somerandomman December 15, 2012

No Stress

Replying to someone when they request something or are thanking you.

"No Stress bro, I gotchu"

by anonymous August 12, 2024