The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.
Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

by Dr. Cold Finger July 10, 2007
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new bone

Girrrlll, I am so sick of his same whack ass sex game.
Yeah, after 4 years, you need some new bone!!

Dude, my shit wont even get hard anymore when im fucking Stacey.

Man- fuck that stank you need a new bone!!
by BfloHunnydew November 08, 2011
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Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 01, 2021
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Pew News

The most reliable news source on YouTube and the only source of media you can trust.

This show is founded by the Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg and is hosted by many well known reporters like Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow
Gloria Borger just exposed Ninja on Pew News
by Nithil169 April 22, 2019
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New Girl

1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.

2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
Have you ever seen New Girl?”
“No. What’s that?”
“It’s a show you have to watch. By law.”
by 420Bananas December 02, 2020
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fox news

The punchline to any joke.
Bill: Knock Knock,

Terry: Who's there?

Bill: Fox News.

(Terry laughs hysterically.)
by Incoherent Duck March 11, 2007
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new orleans

The best city in uncle sams homeland! Best city for underage drinking to occur! Fuckin-A
The Boot, Jimmys, the Hanger, Rendenn Inn
by sara April 21, 2005
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