Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

Mule

Short retarded horse.

“My wiener is like a Mule.”

by HorseBorkle July 27, 2025

Francis the talking mule

A very popular tv show.

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

frozen mule

when a girl doesn't have a hot ass.

dave: did You see emilys arse?
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴

by emlyXIX March 1, 2022

beautiful mule

Someone who is second prettiest

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.

by notfancy March 1, 2018

Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila

Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.

by Sixgun March 11, 2018

2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.

Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?

by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022