Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

moist towelette

a moist moist moist towelette

this is a moist towelette

by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021

Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

moist towel

where you are licking a girls pussy then start heavily warm breathing or panting inside her vagina

i gave that girl the best moist towel she wil ever recieve

by xtreemelicker April 8, 2011

Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.

Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.

by poodlewipp999 March 7, 2011

moist men

Men that constantly out lotion or other moisterizer on there hands arms and other parts of there body. Manly at work but at home also

Joe and guy are always puting lotion on their hands they are a couple of moist men

by mikebdrx1 April 11, 2008