Wyatt Jones

Such a sexy young boy. Gets all the girls, and even some boys. Cadens and Sofias especially enjoy this mans penis. He is very funny, he likes eating but is fit and thinks Fortnite is ok. He is the perfect guy but he is a fuckboy.

OMGGGG he is such a Wyatt Jones I wish me and my boyfriend could see his penis.

by DgkvxiahdahfsjarhHfnJf April 15, 2018

Eddie Jones

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".

You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"

by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021

nola jones

nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.

Nola jones rides a bike.

by Bubby boi November 5, 2019

Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016

Julio Jones

A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt

What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.

by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021

Thunderdump Jones

A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.

Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.

God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!

by Wooosh51 July 30, 2011

Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!

Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019