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Bairnsdale Handshake

A term used by Victoria Police to "subdue" an irate Australian "native" by means of a compressed capsicum spray.
"Hit that fuckin coon in the face with the spray! Give him a Bairnsdale Handshake" Said the police man.
by YA-MUM June 12, 2013
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Broman Handshake

(N.) A ritualistic action normally performed by drunken college students wherein two bros clasp the inside of one another's forearms and shout "AS ONE!" as the Romans once did.
Mike: One.

Lance: Two.

Both: Three---

AS ONE!

Mike: That was a great Broman Handshake!

*Both return to drinking*
by Helping Verb October 14, 2010
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heavy handshake

When a dealer shakes the buyers hand and simultaneously transfers drugs into his/her hand.
He gave me a heavy handshake, to keep the heat off.
by Will Dearborn January 19, 2014
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kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.
I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.
by GTips July 21, 2017
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Thai-handshake

A completely unorthodox, improvised and off the cuff sex act.
Andrew scored a Thai-handshake from Vivien in the bathroom at the prom after party.
by urabanodictionaro May 19, 2017
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Nantucket Handshake

When your wife gives your golf pro a handjob.
We had to leave the club when word got out that my wife gave Sam (my golf pro) a Nantucket Handshake.
by Berry Good April 11, 2008
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handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.
"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."
by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007
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