Casey Fountain

She is a hot fucking blond that everyone wants to bang she got a nice ass and a really fine rack.

The Six grader Casey Fountain

by I like Casey March 14, 2014

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Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.

Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

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Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.

John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.

by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013

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Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015

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