cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.

“Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”

by Woodeux April 03, 2019

Cuban Shifflett

When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.

"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"

by Mombudsman May 27, 2022

Cuban Shifflett

When you have to give mouth to mouth/ CPR to your drunk bestie

"oh no! She passed out! Does anyone know the Cuban Shifflett?!

by Mombudsman May 28, 2022

cubanism

Cubanism is the form of someone who is very cuban, they will typically have a cuban cigar and be playing dominoes.

"Hey look at Manny over there, he has a lot of Cubanism"

by BigDickDon December 12, 2017

cubanism

🅱️albert's own personal religion not to be confused with Buddhism despite hem both ending with ism

"man i wish i could be 🅱️albert so i could use Cubanism

by the impasta fromamon gus April 12, 2021

Cuban milkshake

A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth

Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake

by Zefanya March 20, 2023