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Crackhead

Man have you ever seen that crackhead?
Oh you mean Marcus the one that talks to his dog and walls?

Ya that crack head
by Crackheadddddd September 22, 2019
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crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...
My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.
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US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura
by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009
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Crackhead

Emily, you are not a crackhead.
Emily: AAAAA I AM SUCH A CRACKHEAD

any girl or boy: *___ has left the chat*
by Blippoty September 27, 2020
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Hung like a crackhead

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut
Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit
by Nhazul July 22, 2021
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crackhead power

1: did you see John stay up for 2 days?
2: yeah, it's that crackhead power.
1: crackhead power, hahaha!
by Hussle&Motivate June 25, 2020
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crack crackhead x

a crack crackhead x is a person called Mario, He has stickers of his friends and always coming out with goodass roasts from his ass
are you being a crack crackhead x again Mario?
by Xxx_sallyzz December 27, 2019
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