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Submarine Commander

The act of one male having intercourse of the doggy style position and the female eating out another female.
Gary was a superb Submarine Commander plowing Rhonda from the back and ordering her to eat out Melanie.
by JunkieJohn August 3, 2020
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Commanders

A group of under performing clowns. Normally run by someone completely incompetent.
Did you hear they botched the tribute ceremony again? What a bunch of Commanders.
by B. Allen1956 February 1, 2022
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The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods
it’s the ten commandments duel”
number one
by anonymous February 5, 2021
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Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023
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Knigt Commander

A glorious worker of bricklandia who protects his kingdom
that knigt commander arrested the abuser!!
by 123456788fcfhf February 17, 2024
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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master commander

Being the best at something (i.e. relationships, games, dancing, singing, etc.)
John: Shoot the ball!
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*
by Eatmymastercomm January 7, 2018
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