Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016

Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.

1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!

by Swaggologist January 11, 2011

cancerous videos

Every time Jacob satorius mattyb or a really CRINGY person on YouTube makes a video or music video

THIS VIDEO IS SO CANCER
Cancerous videos aren't made by Jacob
YES THEY AREEE

by Doge lololilol January 9, 2017

Cancer Gay

Someone who has a right nut prolapse. That’s bound to burst anytime soon.

Hey, you see that Cancer Gay on your right ball?

by A_Gamer-Boii December 15, 2018

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

Cancer Nigger

A person, (most of the times black, but not exclusively,) that is annoying, eats chicken and lives off of everybody's back (welfare, begging etc.). A cancer nigger has no manner and no respect for authority and will likely insult or assault you. They show a low level of intelligence.
The word comes from cancer, the disease, which is often used to describe things or situations that are annoying and from nigger, which is generally a bad person that everyone hates.

Cancer Nigger: *eating chicken*
Person A: YOU CANCER NIGGER STOLE MY MONEY AND MOLESTED MY WIFE!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU CANCER NIGGER!!?

Cancer Nigger: Ayo, dats how I be. Dats my biz nigga. Got a problem nigga? Just lemme feast on dem wingz and get outta my way.

by JohnnyRebellEnjoyer March 1, 2023

ninja cancer

An unexplained illness in an anime that causes extreme the character to be sick but still beat ass

Itachi had ninja cancer when he fought Saskue.

by Not a weeb March 1, 2020