western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

Western burger

When you eat The Western Bacon Chesse Burger you halfway to the bathroom 30 minutes later about to shit your pants

Grace get the fuck out of the bathroom I have a "Western burger"coming out of my ass!!!!!

by Daveyboy323 December 20, 2021

western style tug

The act of which a woman lassos a rope around a man’s penis while they attempt to escape.

Hey Janet, you really got me with that western style tug last night

by G.t Harp April 6, 2024

The western spittle

when I yank your hair back and when you go to say owww I spit in your mouth

During mating season, Channings will typically start with " the western spittle" to assert dominance and control

by Aunt Fancy November 12, 2022

Western Wall

its probably going to be a lot more fun that you thought

Western Wall(even if impossible to get there) is going to be worth

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023