Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.
He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...
by Hpodity March 26, 2010
Get the Vag teasemug. L-VAG is an Acronym for an organization of people. L-VAG stands for "League of Very Awesome Gentlemen". In order to become a part of this organization, you first have to be awesome. Second, you have to be very awesome, you can't be just awesome because it would mean you weren't very awesome, so you have to be 'Awesome' and 'Very Awesome'. Third requirement for being a part of L-VAG is that you must be a gentlemen.
A Fuzzy Banana: To be a part of 'L-VAG' you must answer the call of any female in distress, no matter the circumstances.
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
by A Fuzzy Banana August 1, 2009
Get the L-VAGmug. (n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease
Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!
by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011
Get the vag scabmug. Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.
by mich5blue July 1, 2011
Get the Turf Vagmug. It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011
Get the Vag Bagmug. To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.
"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!
by BoshBad February 8, 2010
Get the Sweaty Vagmug. by AmyM September 24, 2006
Get the vag-puttingmug.