by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008
(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease
Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!
by Austin Pealy March 05, 2011
"vag" meaning vagina. A group of women, usually in a casual social setting, having a typical women group conversation.
"Tom got caught in a vag gaggle" This means that one of your friends was left alone in a conversation with a group of women.
by High Low Jack January 13, 2013
Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.
by mich5blue June 29, 2011
It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 04, 2011
To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.
"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!
by BoshBad February 08, 2010
1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
by Princess Latifah October 23, 2008