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Twin Maker

Possesser of unfeasibly large testicles with potential to spawn multiple embryos with just a casual glance.

Also so named as a result of the ability to create two individuals out of a single winger.
Preavalent in urban sofa environments since the mid 80s.
Questionable parentage.
Dood, don't deke the Twin Maker, he'll fuck you up!
by Intoxicated Goat December 7, 2013
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Woobilly twins

n. Full blood siblings whose ages are less than a year apart, yet are not true twins.
1. For being Woobilly twins, they are total opposites.

2. a) Aren't they the same age?

b) Only for 17 days of the year...
by Woobilly Beall November 27, 2011
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Twin Sack

To get beat in a video football game (Madden or NCAA) by 21. The person losing by 21 gets a courtesy drive once the other player hits 21. This helps to move games along.
Tommy got twin sacked since he could not score on his courtesy drive, ending the game right there.
by Biggunz240 December 18, 2010
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English Twins

Siblings born on the same day, but one (or sometimes two) years apart.

Possibly a play on the idea of "Irish Twins"
The brother and sister share a birthday; they're English Twins.
by Ollie794 December 11, 2016
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Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
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Twin delight

Twin delight is when twin jerk off each other it could also be when on of the twins is asleep or unaware.
man I wish i had a twin so i could have twin delight
by Jack den (SKJ) February 10, 2019
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Hungry Twins

The act of two individual’s sexually suckling both breast’s of a woman at the same time resembling two hungry twins fresh out of the womb.
My boy and I totally went hungry twins on that girl last night before we double teamed her.
by Lip Flanger 69 July 7, 2018
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