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This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.
Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!
by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024
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Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.
Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?
by Korinthos February 21, 2014
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Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Tour Guidemug.

Anarchy tour

A aboriginal definition for gunditjmara and other aboriginal communities the aboriginals love it it's aboriginal slang for aboriginal communities
by Gimegame December 7, 2024
mugGet the Anarchy tourmug.

Toure

Toure is one particularly racist ass nigga, and is a mega coon.

For example: "Omg this dude is such a toure!!" Meaning hes racist and a coon.
Toure TOURE toure
by User2332249942 March 18, 2022
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Apology tour

What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.
This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
mugGet the Apology tourmug.

EU sex tour

To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.
I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.
by Penman96 May 14, 2021
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