A sneaky ballbag

A sunroof baby with sausage fingers and mummy issues that will cut your grass for a tenner

Look at him holding a strimmer screaming at his mother.... ah mate he’s a sneaky Ballbag

by Da big B4D wolf April 30, 2019

Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.

"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"

by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017

Sneaky Porn

SKEAKY PORN:
(Snē•kē - pôrn)

1. VERB: The act of surreptitiously placing pornographic images in hidden, unexpected places, whereby a person would unlikely, yet eventually stumble upon it.

See: Sneaky Poo

2. NOUN: Pornographic images that are found after being purposely hidden in unexpected places as a practical joke.

1. "We're gonna Sneaky Porn that house!"

2. "I just found Sneaky Porn in my fireplace!"

by Tristessa_27 October 8, 2014

sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 2, 2016

super-sneaky

One who is a master of sneakery is said to be super-sneaky. A super-sneaky individual can elude others and move around undetected.

"Whoa, where did you come from??? Your super-sneaky!"
"Steven in super-sneaky."

by Steven S December 30, 2008

Sneaky Raccoon

When you’re hitting a girl from the back and Insert your two index fingers into her butthole and as she turns around to see what you’re doing, you make a perfect poop circle around her eyes.

I gave Rebecca that Sneaky Raccoon, she might press charges.

by Bigdaddyavez November 30, 2019

Sneaky Ninja

The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.

So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.

by MilkyBarKid15 September 27, 2015