golf shoes

A vital piece of clothing/equipment for someone on acid. Allows the wearer to walk in muck when there is no footing at all.

Hunter(while on acid) - Order some golf shoes, other wise we'll never get outta this place alive !

by Dr Gonzo69 October 11, 2008

Shoe shop

Strip club

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away

by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020

Playground Shoes

Those shoes that have the primary colors on there including green. You would typically make fun of the owner of the shoes, saying that they are childish. You would blame their playground shoes when the owner makes a mistake.

Greg and his playground shoes broke the vase again.

by Dr. Doofus Mandel Ph.D May 10, 2021

Shaq's Shoe

When you take a dump that is so big it breaches the top of the water in the bowl.

"Whew, that was a tough one. I just dropped Shaq's Shoe and I feel ten pounds lighter."

by B-Kins December 17, 2008

mood shoes

Shoes you wear when in a mood.
Whenever someone sees that you are in a mood, you can refer to them as wearing their mood shoes which states that you can see their is something wrong with them. Alternatively you can tell people you are wearing your mood shoes to inform them that you're not happy or in a mood.

China, I see you are wearing your mood shoes today.

by Aergo August 9, 2015

potato shoes

Another word for those semi-preppy clogs. They now come in different colors. But they started out brown.

"Hey, have you seen my potato shoes anywhere?"

by Jerk Monkey May 28, 2008

Shaq Shoes

When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.

Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.

You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian

by DJ WaffleIron March 23, 2011