showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.

Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.

by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014

cherry shirt

When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon

"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."

by Karnaca April 18, 2014

Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!

Emily save shirt crab for later!

by Shirt crab May 21, 2018

Seemee shirt

A bright colored (orange, yellow, green) shirt or vest, most commonly worn in the Construction field

OSHA requires a seemee shirt to be worn on site

by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020

birthday shirt

When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.

I got my birthday shirt on...off....

by Oboe123 February 19, 2018

Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.

"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"

by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017