rusty cleveland

Taking a fat dump right before you take a dick up the ass.
Larry told me tonight he wants to try anal , so I had to squeeze in a rusty cleveland before he got here.
by rusty cleveland February 19, 2018
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Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.
"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."
by Robyn Souls December 15, 2020
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Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.
Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.
by Haert November 20, 2021
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Rusty lunchbox

When a woman is on her period and you go down on her butt hole and she poops in your mouth so you spit in into her vagina.
she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.
by didyurgirlfriend May 29, 2011
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rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"
by the next mozart February 04, 2014
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rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
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Rusty plughole

An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.
Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.
by dreddjay February 21, 2015
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