rusty bear

Angry old man

"Get off my lawn!" yelled the rusty bear.

by Rusty Bear June 15, 2017

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Rusty Italian

When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian

My girlfriend let me give her the rusty Italian last night, she loved it.

by Naughty Italian April 5, 2020

Rusty Throne

During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.

God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's

by K. Lintock. January 23, 2010

rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.

Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.

by Haert November 20, 2021

Rusty rider

A woman who has sex with a guy that has a cock piercing consisting of non stainless steel

See that chick over their she did that Guy with the iron prince Albert, shes a rusty rider

by MustacheGB November 19, 2018